Why would you like the Disaster Fuzz?  Because fuck you that’s why.  The Disaster Fuzz is filled with rolling waves of oscillation… or metal gates.  Depends on what you are looking for.  I guess that’s why there is a handy dandy flip switch to give you the option of one or the other.  The Disaster Fuzz is the little brother of the Truly Beautiful Disaster.  It has just the options you need to make noise, or fuzz love.  It’s only too bad the controls aren’t labeled FUCK and YOU because that’s exactly how you’ll feel when you run a guitar, bass, or vibrating sexual device through this little fuzz.  Demons expel from your fingers.  Cum for days.  This pedal is fancy and amazing.  Don’t feel like a handsome dapper lad after using this pedal?  Then you aren’t doing it right.  Please refer to the manual if you have any problems.  Oh right, there’s isn’t one.  WHO THE FUCK IS FLYING THE PLANE THEN???

The Disaster Fuzz doesn't like you. In truth, he wishes you'd just stomp hard on his face and put him out of his misery. Of course, the Disaster Fuzz is made of shamrocks and stern stuff, so there's no way he's ever going to be destroyed. He will destroy your guitar tone though. In ways that you never dreamed possible. Turn on the oscillation, and you will be greeted by an endless synth drone of melancholy. Fortunately, you can just enjoy the fuzz.

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VOLUME : Output gain [Loudness] 
TEXTURE : Input gain [Distortion] 
TOGGLE : Oscillation

Lovingly hand soldered and screen printed in Cardiff, Wales 
9VDC ‘Boss style’ power jack - no battery snap 
Top mounted jacks 
True bypass 
125mm x 66mm x 40mm